Silly Jokes!

Here's some jokes I found on an old newspaper: Kinda corny but funny...

Q: What did Donald Duck buy for New Year's Eve?
A: A fire quacker!

Q: Where do businessmen put their underwear?
A: In their briefcases!

Q: What's a cat's favorite racing car?
A: A Furrari!

Q: What is a dog's favorite musical instrument?
A: A trom-bone!

Q: What do you get when you cross a knot and a flute player?
A: A Tied Piper!

Q: How do sheep get clean?
A: They take a baaaaa-th!

Q: What job did Noah have?
A: He was an arkitech!

Q: What do you call a cow from the North Pole?
A: An eskimoo!